Death By Haggis
An Amazon Breakthrough Novel
Quarterfinalist
A tongue in cheek detective novel inspired
by the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for the "opening
sentence to the worst of all possible novels."
Until the day Jane Hamchester walked into
his squalid office, the highlight of Detective Sam Barlow's
life had been a particularly good tuna sandwich. Now he
is charged with trying to save the life of the only woman
he ever, uhm, thought was really swell. His only problem
is that there are no clues, other than the nonsensical utterances
of a dying man.
Barlow's desperate search takes him first
to Scotland and then to the Aegean. But time is running
out. Not only for Jane but for the human race. Barlow's
only possible hope lies at the bottom of an ancient cavern,
a remnant from the time when a different kind of human populated
the Earth, a kind of human that could have saved mankind.
Alas, they are long extinct. Or are they?
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